The man who destroyed Britain

No, not Cameron. Not even Blair. It’s this guy:

The boy with the face like an ass

The guy who apparently vowed to ruin what’s left of the British humour.

Zai Bennett. Former ITV2 controller (yeah, those are GREAT credentials!) now BBC3 controller who vowed to start with a ‘clean slate’ – and by this he means axing everything that was even remotely popular.

Two Pints of Lager – alright, I can live with that, although for a certain generation of British public this was their Dad’s Army.
How Not To Live Your Life – the only US-style UK sitcom that worked. Why cancel it? No idea.
Ideal – that was the first major WTF?? Yes, it had a long run, but there was NOTHING like this anywhere on TV! And it was still funny as hell! And it had PSYCHO PAUL. YOU DON’T MESS WITH PSYCHO PAUL.
And now the latest blow: Mongrels canned after only two successful series. The last funny thing on the channel other than endless repeats of Family Guy. Why? Because. Or rather, ‘to make place for new shows’, like oooh soo brilliant Jake Whitehall’s new sitcom. I bet that’ll be a riot.
As Johnny Vegas said: “I’m being fired by the guy who commissioned Kerry Katona.”

So yeah.  That worked out great for everyone..

My 2011 Comedy Awards

The British Comedy Awards 2011 have been given out. We have seen what the jurors and the public deemed the funniest in the first year of the new decade (summary of the previous decade in comedy can be seen here)
In honour of that, here are my personal top five new comedy shows. Miranda already won the real best new comedy, very deservedly, so she’s out of the list here.

5. Burnistoun

1-word summary: SCOTTISH.
A bit of a hit and miss in the second series, this is Glasgow’s answer to Little Britain. The accent is funny enough, and a few of the characters are masterful – the two police men are my favourite. I hear they got signed for the third series recently.

4. Monty Python’s Holy Flying Circus

1-word summary: RESPECTFUL.
A one-off drama about the commotion around Life of Brian. Script had weak moments, but casting was inspired: Darren Boyd, Charles Edwards and Rufus Jones were the Pythons reincarnated. If the originals were dead, that is.

3. The Trip

1-word summary: CRINGEWORTHY.
Steve Coogan is back on top form. A bit after its time – the cringe-worthy mockumentaries are sooo 2005 – it still nevertheless hit that crucial spot between ROTFLOL and OHGODMAKEITSTOP. And the Michael Caine impersonation duel is comedy history – probably the most memorable scene of 2011 tv.

2. Black Mirror

1-word summary: DARK.
This one’s only just started, but is already a strong favourite. It’s very, very dark – even darker than Psychoville, maybe – and at the face of it, the only thing that puts it near comedy is that it’s written by Charlie Brooker. Brooker himself makes a comparison to Twilight Zone, but it’s a very British Twilight Zone – one that goes deep into social satire instead of just boggling the mind with Weird.

1. The Mongrels

1-word summary: HILARIOUS.
This is the only new British show that I would bet on making an impact abroad. In a few years time, they will make a US remake set somewhere in Bronx, with jackals instead of foxes and a latino pigeon. Definitely the best new comedy of the just started decade.

Honourable mention:

Life’s Too Short.

1-word summary: AIDS
It’s trendy to pile heaps of dung on this show. All the hipsters hate on Ricky Gervais for becoming too mainstream, all the uneducated publicistas claim it’s a mockery of a minority. But I can’t help it – the show makes me laugh. It’s not the best out there, but there certainly have been a lot worse offerings in tv comedy this year, which have not been so thoroughly panned by the critics – Fresh Meat, I’m looking at you – and all the celebrity bits are Gervais and Merchant at their best. If you don’t laugh at the Liam Neeson scene, you are simply braindead.