Born in 1963


I have obtained proofs that in 1963 CIA and MI6 have been testing a ‘perfect man’ serum on a group of randomly selected women in UK and USA. Here are the proofs, in random order:

  • Johnny Depp, June 9
  • Brad Pitt, December 18
  • Jason Isaacs, June 6
  • David Thewlis, March 20

  • Jarvis Cocker, September 19

  • Seal, February 19

Some more or less failed experiments include George Michael, Conan O’Brien, Quentin Tarantino, MC Hammer and ALL of Metallica.
1963. One of the best years to have sons.
(Highlight for controversy: was Kennedy’s blood needed to succesfuly create the serum?)

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